You won't believe what happens in Bible stories when told by young scholars!BIBLE It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...
Bible stories about the Commandments
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. The fifth Commandment is to humor thy father and mother. The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him....how many parents can relate to that Bible story? David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. The people who followed the Lord were called the Twelve Decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. One of he opossums was St. Mathew who was by profession a taxi man. St. Paul cavorted to Christanity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. So what kind of Bible stories are they teaching in Sunday School anyway?
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